It is an early Sunday morning, but I already dread everyone’s favorite question at work after the weekend is over.
The mandatory Monday morning question.
The whenever you’re awkwardly standing by the Keurig machine waiting for the water to heat up so you can make coffee question.
The whenever you spot someone pass your desk and you accidentally looked them in the eyes and you can’t ignore them question.
The question everyone likes to shout as they pass you by and obviously have no intention of knowing the answer to.
“How was your weekend?”
I guess this question bothers me because I can’t ever answer it truthfully. Can I say that it was:
“Too short.” “I did absolutely nothing.” “I slept all day.” “I was exhausted from last week so I sat around all day and watched the Office.” “My weekend was ruined because of the mere thought of having to come to work.” “My weekend was bad because I got a bunch of emails from my boss.” “I had two glasses of wine which got me a little too drunk and I had to rest all Sunday to recover.”
So, meh, don’t ask me about my weekend on a Monday. Mostly it is two days of trying to recover from a crazy work week.
I check the numbers of my blog on my lunch break. Instead of getting a nice ice-cream desert, I look at my posts and how (un)successful my writing has been. For the longest time, I didn’t truly understand SEO and all that other fancy data. Surely, people checking my blog were actual people, right?
Then I did some reading and even got into the fancy Google Analytics. I mean, my blog visits are in fairly small numbers so data analyzing on grand scale really is not too realistic. But with Google Analytics, I learned the hard truth. “All” those “visitors” from my blog were actually just spam websites. Referral websites which “advertise the website they want people to visit and it will improve the spammers search engine ranking by creating backlinks to their website off your website’s access log.” They are mooching off my website log while making me believe they actually read my thoughts, feelings, or satire? How messed up is that?!
Granted, WordPress does provide some sort of filtering, but I know my data is skewed. And my Goodness, Google Analytics is a hot mess! It leaves me wondering if I have any actual visitors, genuine visitors at all? The only true feedback I trust these days is when you, dear reader, like my post. That’s it. Because for the longest time I believed that these spam numbers were actual readers, that I was sharing my content with the world. So before you go and check your blog data in Google Analytics… just don’t. Take the blue pill. Believe whatever you want to believe because this statistic trickery and back-linking is depressing.